1+1=2, OBAMA IT ALWAYS HAS.

“In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died"....PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL, SEN. OBAMA. ANOTHER REASON NOT TO VOTE FOR A DEMOCRATIC IN 2008, NEED I SAY MORE. NEXT.

PITCHERS AND THAT STUPID PITCH COUNT

THE OTHER NIGHT THE YANKEES WERE PLAYING THE TEXAS RANGERS AND THE YANKEE STARTER, PHILIP HUGHES, WAS THROWING A NO-HITTER WHEN HE PULLED HIS HAMSTRING AND WAS DONE FOR NOT ONLY THAT NIGHT BUT FOR THE NEXT 4-6 WEEKS. BAD LUCK, THE YANKEES DIDN'T THINK SO AND FIRED THEIR FITNESS COACH,IT CERTAINLY WAS. HOWEVER, WHAT THE PLAY-BY-PLAY ANNOUNCER SAID NEXT FLOORED ME. HE SAID THAT IT WAS A GOOD THING FOR JOE TORRE THAT HUGHES WAS HURT BECAUSE, AND BE READY TO GET SICK, HUGHES WAS APPROACHING HIS MAXIMUM PITCH COUNT AND JOE WOULD HAVE TO MAKE THE TOUGH DECISION OF WHETHER OR NOT TO LEAVE HIM IN OR PULL HIM. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT, A PITCH COUNT FOR A GUY WHO IS A ROOKIE AND ALSO PITCHING A NO HITTER! HAS BASEBALL BECOME SOFT? YES.

THEN THE PLAY BY PLAY GUY SAID THAT HUGHES HAD NOT BEEN ALLOWED TO PITCH PAST THE 6TH INNING SINCE BECOMING A PRO. WHAT! MY GOODNESS, WHY? WHY DO WE NEED A PITCH COUNT IN THE FIRST PLACE? I BET THAT IF YOU PULLED STATS TOGETHER ON HOW MANY STARTERS HAVE BEEN PULLED OUT OF A GAME WITH A LEAD BECAUSE THEIR COUNT WAS HIGH AND HOW MANY OF THE RELIEVERS BLEW THAT LEAD, I BET IT WOULD BE EYE OPENING. JOE TORRE IS NOTORIOUS FOR PULLING PITCHERS TO SOON, JUST ASK ANDY PETITTE. BRING BACK THE DAYS WHEN PITCHERS PITCHED PAST 7 INNINGS. I BET IT WOULD MAKE GAMES BETTER AND WOULD RID THE LEAGUE OF THOSE WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN GONE A LONG TIME AGO. THE MIDDLE RELIEF PITCHER IS ONLY FOR WHEN THE STARTER FALLS APART EARLY IN A GAME NOT FOR THE 5TH, 6TH AND 7TH OF A GAME, BRING BACK TOM TERRIFIC SEAVER, SANDY KOFAX,JIM PALMER MAKE IT A GAME AGAIN THAT ONLY LAST FOR 2 HOURS AT THE MOST.

WHAT IS LOVE?

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE? WHAT DRIVES LOVE TO WORK? IS LOVE FOR EVERYBODY? ANSWERS:
1:I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, MY BEST GUESS ITS WHEN YOU SEE THE FACE OF THE ONE YOU THINK YOU LOVE YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS THAT OF MURDER.

2: WELL, I KNOW ITS NOT CUPID AND HIS ARROW. IF YOU THINK CUPID EXIST YOU MUST STILL BE CRYING FOR BAMBI'S MOTHER.

3: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and finally

4: ITS FOR NOBODY BUT IF YOU WANT TO SATISFY THOSE BASIC HUMAN NEEDS YOU KNOW THE ONES THAT FREUD SPENT A LIFE TIME TRYING TO EXPLAIN THEN YES USING THE LOVE WORD MIGHT SERVE YOU WELL BUT DON'T FORGET TO HAVE THAT PRENUPTIAL IN PLACE SO THAT YOU CAN PROTECT THE NUMBER 3s

DUKE MA CHEATING SCANDEL

THE REAL QUESTION HERE IS: WHAT IS DUKE DOING OFFERING A TAKE HOME EXAM FOR STUDENTS IN A MASTERS PROGRAM? HOW LAZY CAN THESE PROFESSORS BE? THE LAST TAKE HOME EXAM I TOOK WAS IN 6TH GRADE AND THAT TEACHER WAS FIRED A YEAR LATER FOR NOT BEING "PROFESSIONAL"!!! THE CHEATERS SHOULD BE REWARDED FOR DOING WHAT ANY OTHER STUDENT WOULD HAVE DONE WHEN FACED WITH THAT SAME CHANCE. MY GOODNESS IN THE AGE OF CELL PHONES AND INTERNET SEARCH ENGINES SUCH AS GOOGLE HOW COULD THEY NOT BE TEMPED TO USE THE TOOLS THAT ARE AT THEIR DISPOSAL? HECK I CAN SEE ONE OF THESE STUDENTS RUNNING A CAMPAIGN SOMEDAY.

JOHN EDWARDS AND HIS 400 DOLLAR HAIR CUT WANTS YOUR VOTE

IN THE BEGINNING I HAD SUPPORTED JOHN EDWARDS IN HIS BID TO BE PRESIDENT OF OUR COUNTRY. I LIKED HIM AND THOUGHT HE WOULD BRING A FRESH APPROACH TO THE OFFICE. AS IT TURNS OUT I WAS FOOLED. HE IS NO DIFFERENT THEN ANY OF THE OTHER PHONIES RUNNING FOR THE RIGHT TO OCCUPY THE "PEOPLE'S HOUSE". MY PROOF, HIS 400 DOLLAR HAIRDO WHICH WAS THEN FOLLOWED BY HIS RESPONSE TO THE QUESTION OF WHO WAS HIS MORAL CHAMPION WAS. ASKED THAT QUESTION THE OTHER NIGHT AT THE DEMOCRATIC DEBATE EDWARDS, COULD NOT ANSWER IT RIGHT AWAY. INSTEAD HE NEEDED A FEW MINUTES TO SEARCH ABOUT HIS RESPONSE, WHEN ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS LOOK INTO THE AUDIENCE AND TO HIS WIFE. IF ANYBODY SHOULD BE HIS MORAL CHAMPION EDWARD'S WIFE ELIZABETH SHOULD BE. AND AS FOR THAT 400 DOLLAR HAIRCUT WELL HOW CAN WE TRUST A PRESIDENT EDWARDS TO SPEND OUR TAX MONEY SOUNDLY IF THIS IS THE WAY HE SPENDS HIS OWN MONEY? WANT TO KNOW WHAT PEOPLE THINK JOHNNY WALK INTO ANY BARBERSHOP IN THIS COUNTRY ON ANY SATURDAY MORNING AND OH BRING THE COUPON THAT OFFERS A WASH, CUT AND BLOW DRY FOR 20 DOLLARS THAT IS 380 DOLLARS UNDER YOUR COST, AND A SOUND ECONOMIC DECISION.