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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

A few difining words

CONGRESS, n.
A body of men ,and lets not forget women, who meet to repeal laws.
POLITICIAN, n.
An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When we wriggles [sic] he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the statesman, he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.

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